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Life support issues Last night I was in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.' My wife got up from the sofa and proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV, DVD, the laptop, and the Xbox. Then she went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge. I think I need to be more clear and specific in my communication.

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