What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol.#Carol#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so#Carol#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes.#Carol#Lesson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: you're late Me: traffic Carol: he was in his car taking selfies again Me: goddammit Carol, I will cut you#Carol#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Barber: What would you like today? Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!#Carol#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp