Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."

Telling a woman that you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan.

What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?

[2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] "chief, something has brought the boys to the yard" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT