Telling a woman that you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan.

What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?

*Makes typo* *Deletes tweet* *Deletes account* *Destroys computer* *Changes name* *Moves to Pakistan* *Opens a curry shop*

Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, ""Where is Pakistan?"" He replies ""Outside playing with Paki-Dave.""