[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* "chickety china the chinese chicken" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* "if i had $1,000,000"

*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* "Where you going?"

A man phones his wife and asks her: ""Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ... A man phones his wife and asks her: ""Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!"" The wife noticed tha…

I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!