Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way.

America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.

Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.

My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!