For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.

Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way.

I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.

America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.