Two twins are turning 100... The editor of the local newspaper sends a cameraman to get some photos of them. One of twins is hard of hearing, the other can hear perfectly. When he arrives at the nursing home, he asks them to sit on a couch. ""What did he say?"" says the twin who couldn't hear. ""He said we need to get in the couch."" says the twin who's could. The cameraman then asked them to get closer together on the couch. ""What did he say"" says the deaf twin. ""He said we need to get closer together on the couch."" says the other twin. The cameraman then says ""Just hold on a bit, I need to focus."" ""What did he say"" ""He says he needs to focus."" With a big grin the deaf twin says ""What, both of us?""