A plane is losing altitude fast.. It desperately needs to lose weight. The pilot come on the radio and says, ""Alright we need people to start jumping out to lighten our load. We're going to start with alphabetical order. Are there any African Americans on the plane?"" No one raises there hands. The pilot speaks again, ""Are there any blacks on board today?"" Again, not a single person. He spoke up again, ""How about any colored people, do we have any colored?"" Still no one. A boy way in the back turns to his dad and says, ""Daddy, don't us fit in all three of those?"" The dad says, ""Not today son, today we niggas!""