Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery... Donald and Hillary go into a bakery while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to The Donald: ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election"". The Donald says to Hillary: ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life it's all trickery and deceit. Now I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."" Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says: ""Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."" Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump eats it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that one too! The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks: ""What did you do with the pastries?"" Trump replies: ""Look in Hillary's pocket"" Edit: I just wanted to let you guys know I didn't make this joke up. I got it from an email forward. I just found it funny and want to share with you all.