Johnny wasn't picked up after school.. And the teacher decided to take him home until his mom shows up. It's late and the teacher made him dinner. Johnny: can i eat in front of TV? My mom always lets me do that. Teacher: sure honey. Couple of hours later his mother still didn't show up and the teacher puts Johnny to bed. Johnny: I'm scared, can i sleep in one bed with you? My mom always lets me do that. Teacher: sure honey. Johnny: it's too hot under the blanket, can i take my clothes off? My mom always lets me do that. Teacher: sure honey. Johnny: I can fall asleep, can i put my finger in your belly button? My mom always lets me do that. Teacher: hmm... Sure honey. Teacher: Johnny, Johnny!!! That's... That's not... My... Belly... Belly button!!! Johnny: that's not my finger either!