Three amateur shoemakers enter their finest pair of footwear into a competition and are about to be graded on their handiwork ... The judge goes to the black girl and says ""These are the finest pair of shoes I have ever seen! *A+*!"" Then the judge walks up to chubby malaysian boy and says ""Good effort, but you could've done better. *C-*."" Finally, the judge approaches the ginger boy and moans ""Not even a pauper would wear such wretched footwear! *F*!"" ""Seriously?!"" the ginger kid snarls. ""How could I have *possibly* messed up such an impeccable pair of shoes?"" The judge sighs and answers ""You forgot the sole.""