What would be amazing is if The day before the election, Donald Trump holds a 30 minute press conference explaining that he concedes the office. He starts to explain that the reason he did all of this was to prove just how busted the media driven system is. He goes long and deep about how it is Hillary's time and how qualified she is. He begs us all to stop watching the news for entertainment, and instead to watch artisans and to enjoy, love, and be excellent to each other. Then he pauses, stands up straight, looks around sincerely at the audience in front of him ... and nods with content. He takes a deep breath and says, ""Now. I am going to catch a cab home, and sleep for a week so ... Imma need about tree fiddy."" Then he pulls off the ridiculous rubber mask to reveal the head of majestic plesiosaur, pops on a bowler hat, stares deep into the camera, drops the mic ... and just pimps away.