Three men arrive at the gates of heaven and are greeted by St. Peter who introduces them to an angel to show them where they would be staying. These men were greeted by this angel who says to them ""You're going to be spending a lot of time here in heaven and there is a lot to see, but first I'll show you where you guys will be staying."" So they began down the gold streets and into a neighborhood with large houses, the types of houses that you would find in the wealthiest part of town. They arrive at a large house and they all walk up to the door. The angel says to the first man,""This is where you will be staying, lets see who you will be spending it with"" so they rang the doorbell and it was answered by a pretty ugly looking woman and the first man said to the angel ""I know I didn't live that great of a life but why her?"" The angel responded, ""because you cheated on your taxes."" So they left the first man and headed up the road and the houses were getting bigger and bigger, eventually they stopped at a massive house. Again they went up to the door and were greeted by another ugly looking woman. The Second man who was pretty upset asked ""I lived a great life I fed the homeless every weekend and spent all of my time helping others. Why her?"" The angel replied ""Because you cheated on your taxes that one time remember."" The man remembered and the angel and the last man were on their way again. Walking up the road, the houses getting bigger and bigger finally they stopped at a house the size of a shopping mall and they approached the front door. The last man was anxious to meet the woman who he would be spending eternity with and they were greeted at the door by the most beautiful woman anyone had ever seen. The last man was very confused and asked the angel ""How did I end up with her?"" the angel replied, ""Because she cheated on her taxes."" I heard this joke from my Econ Teacher and it's been my favorite ver since.