An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are on a plane that is about to crash... And the pilot comes over the intercom saying if they want any chance of living they better chuck as much excess weight off the plane to help with the emergency landing. The English man picks up his prize collection of rare novels and with a heavy heart chucks it out the plane. The Scotsman chucks out his set of weights thinking how much those things cost to replace. The Irishman looks a bit uncomfortable and admits to the other two... Look fella's I'm actually part of the IRA and I was intending to blow up this plane but seeing as we are going to crash anyway I will chuck out this bomb I was going to use half way through the flight. Somehow thanks to the pilot's immaculate skill they manage to land in the middle of nowhere. The all go there separate ways back home. The Englishman is walking along and he sees this kid crying, and he asks him why he is so upset? The kid replies that he just got off his new bike when a pile of dusty old books landed on it and crushed it. The Englishman looks a bit guilty and walks off. The Scotsman is walking home when he again sees a kid crying and asks him what's the matter kid, why are you crying? The kid replies that he was watching his rabbits when a set of weights landed on them and crushed them. The Scotsman comments how strange before hurrying away. Finally the Irishman is coming home and he sees this kid laughing in absolute hysterics. The Irishman asks him why he's laughing, to which he replies.. Well I farted and next door blew up !