Blonde tries to buy a tv So this blonde girl goes to a store and say to the salesman that she wants to buy the tv right behind him , he says that he doesnt sell to blondes She is pissed off, leaves the store but she wants that tv so bad , so she buys a black wig and go to the store again to try to buy that tv Again the salesman tells her that he dont sell to blonde girls , so she ask him how he knows that she is a blonde girl He says "" because that's not a tv , that's a microwave ""