A Young Man in Confessional A young man walks into confessional. Tommy: ""Bless me father for I have sinned. I've been with a loose woman."" Priest: ""Is that you, Tommy? Who was it then?"" Tommy: ""I can't tell you father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."" Priest: ""Was it Brenda?"" Tommy: ""No, Father"" Priest: ""Was it Fiona?"" Tommy: ""No."" Priest: ""Mary, then?"" Tommy: ""No no."" Priest: ""Very well then. Say five 'Our Fathers' and four 'Hail Marys."" Tommy went back to his pew. His friend leaned over. Friend: ""So, what happened?"" Tommy: ""I got five 'Our Fathers,' four 'Hail Mary's,' and three good leads.