A Man walkes into a bar... He orders a drink and get's aware of a bucket full of gold nuggets standing behind the barman. He askes him about that. He replies: ""Well you can win this bucket, by fulfilling three tasks: At first I gonna give you a full pint of whiskey and you have to drink it all by one. Secondly I have a terrifying bloodhound behind the house who has rabies and you have to pull him a tooth. At last you find my old grandma in a bed above and you have to give love to her for at least an hour."" The man says: ""Well that won't be easy but I would like to try it"" With that the barman hands him the pine and the man, who is used to get a drink from time to time, is able to empty the glass in one sip. He wavers a bit and speaks with a heavy thoung: ""Let's do the second task."" With that he stumbles outside and the people in the bar just hear screaming and shouting and barking and other terrifying noices from outside. After a long time the man stumbles into the bar again his clothes riped apart and wounds all over it, shouting: ""Damn, I'm done yet, now were's that granny with the bad teeth?""