Alahu Akbar A man, who was on his way to work, was at a stop light when a car full of Muslims pulled up next to him. They started shouting at him saying ""Alahu Akbar"" and ""Death to America"". The man is a bit freaked out. When the light turned green the man waited so as to put some distance between himself and the Muslims. The Muslims accelerated quickly into the intersection and were promptly killed by a semi truck that ran the light. The man got to work and had a chance to think about what had happened. ""That could have been ME!"" he thought. So then and there he quit his job and got a new job as a truck driver.