In light of hurricane Matthew A hurricane approaches Florida and evacuations begin as it will devastate the coast but one man decides to stay. He says to his neighbors ""I believe God will save me"". On the first day his floor is flooded and a little rowboat comes by and asks him if he wants to leave. He replies again ""God will save me"". The next day his house is flooded and he is on the roof. A small motorboat comes by but again ""God will save me"". The next day he can barely hold on to chimney and a coast Guard patrol boat comes by and calls out to help but yet again he says ""God will save me"". The man eventually drowns and goes to meet god. Angrily he approaches god and says ""God I prayed to you day and night, why didn't you answer my prayers and help me ?"" God replies ""What are you talking about ? I sent you help 3 times !""