Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

Mad scientist- Checks for Labs Bartender- Checks for Tabs Boxer- Checks for Jabs Uber- Checks for Cabs Your back - Checks for Stabs

Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer.

[party] What exactly does BYOB mean? "Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat