An American, French and German soldiers end up in hell. They are told that they will be given a second chance and all they have to do is go find and bring back the weapon they used to fight in the war with. The German comes back first and brings back a pistol. He gets told that if he wants to go to heaven he has to shove it up his ass. So he starts to and is crying and barley does it and as soon as he does he is lifted up to heaven. The Frenchman is next and comes back with a bazooka. He gets told that if he wants to go to heaven he has to shove it up his ass as well. So he painfully starts to shove it up there with tears in his eyes when out of nowhere he breaks out laughing. When he is asked why hes laughing he says ""the American is bringing back a tank""