3 blokes died on christmas eve they all get up to the pearly gates, saint peter said ""sorry boys i cant let you in, unless you've got something christmassy on you"" so he said to the scotsman ""what have you got?"" so he fiddled around and come out with a set of keys and rattled them, and said 'I've got a christmas bell"" ""in to heaven you go my son"" he looked at the Englishman and said ""what have you got"" so he fiddled around and come out with a cigarette lighter and lit it, and st peter said what is that? and he said ""its a christmas candle"" ""into heaven you go my son"" he looked at the aussie and said ""what have you got?"" he replied ""bloody el"" so he fiddle around and went through all of his pockets and he held up a pair of lady's knickers and st petere said ""what are those?"" and the aussie looked at him and said ""their Carols""