Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'#Supermans#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.#Supermans#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China#Supermans#Kansas#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everyone knows Superman's father was Jor-El, but no one ever mentions his germophobic uncle, Pur-El.#Supermans#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp