Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity.

id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth

Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.