A lawyer goes to the bar and finds that there's something funny about his bottle. He looks inside and cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly a genie pops out. ""aah"" says the genie ""that was a really good nap"" So the lawyer asks him if he's the magical sort of genie who gives out wishes. The genie explains that indeed he is but with a catch: whatever the lawyer asks for, every other lawyer in the world gets double of. The lawyer, being the selfish fellow he is, almost leaves without making any wis…

An Irishman running frantically late... for a court appearance was having trouble finding a parking spot down town. In solemn prayer he asked the Lord of Heaven to help him find a parking spot. In return he would give up his Irish whiskey and go to Sunday Mass for the rest of his life. Suddenly there, like the Red Sea parting, appeared a parking spot! ""Never mind Lord, I found one. Tanks anyway.""

A judge in a semi-small city...... was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:00 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the …

This husband and wife had been driving for nearly 20 hours and decide its time too get a room too relax and get a little sleep. They find a nice hotel and get a room for the night. They go up stairs too there room,shower,eat and sleep.they wake up,eat breakfast ad go down stairs too check out. The receptionist tells them there bill is 350 dollars,the husband thinks he mistook the bill of being 350,so he asked again for the bill,the receptionist once again said 350,so the husband trys too argue h…