Little Timmy and lateral thinking... In class the teacher asks Timmy ""There are five birds perched on a branch. The hunter shoots one. How many are left?"" Timmy: ""None madam."" Teacher: ""No. Listen. Five birds on a branch, the hunter shoots one...How many are left?"" Timmy: ""None madam. The others got scared and flew away."" Teacher: ""It's not the correct answer but I like how you think."" The next day Timmy walks to his teacher and asks: Timmy: ""There are three women sitting on a bench, each eating an ice cream cone. One is licking it, one is biting it and one is sucking it. Which one is married?"" The teacher is a little uncomfortable so does not answer right away but pretends to hesitate and says: ""The one who...sucks it?"" Timmy: ""No. It's the one wearing a wedding band but I like how you think."" ;)