An old couple come across a magic lamp in their attic... ...and when they rub it, a genie appears. The genie grants them each 3 wishes. The old woman goes first. Not wanting to appear greedy, she says to the genie: ""I wish for a new dining table."" The genie waves his hand, and poof! Their dining table is replaced. The old man follows, saying: ""I wish for a new car for the two of us."" The genie waves his hand again, and poof! A brand-new Porsche appears on the driveway. The old woman now says: ""I wish for a new and bigger house."" The genie waves his hand, and poof! They feel the floor shift as their house is changed. The old man, not wanting to be outdone, says: ""I wish for one billion dollars for each of us."" The genie waves his hand, and poof! One billion dollars is added to each of their bank accounts. The old woman now thinks hard. They are both very rich now, but they are each about sixty, and old age has not been light on them. She now says: ""I wish we had our eyesight back."" The genie waves his hand, and poof! Suddenly their glasses vanish, and they can see clearly. The old man now says: ""I wish I had a wife thirty years younger than me."" The genie waves his hand, and poof! The man is now ninety.