*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw

I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.

[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. "Is it bad, doc?" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something.