"Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?" "No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"

Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.

I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off.

Why is Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box.