A man and his son were at the grocery store today... They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells, Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop! Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing? The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as …

When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid.

A Man, A Proud New Dad of a Baby Boy, Sits Down With His Father At An Irish Pub They get a drink together at the Flannigan Pub, and his father, wearing a blue polo shirt, looks him in the eye and says ""son, I'm very proud of you and now that you're a father and have a son of your own, I think it's time I give you something"" ""Dad, you don't mean what I think you do?"" ""I do, son"" says the man's father Out of his right front pocket, he pulls out a small, thick book that says it is ""1001 Dad …

The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…