they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like "oh"

Two priests die at the same time and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, ""I'd like to get you guys in now but our computers are down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"" The first priest says, ""I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."" ""So be it,"" says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, ""Will you be keeping track of us…

The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains.

Dan's Lip ""How'd you get that cut on your lip?"" Said Joe to Dan. ""Well, that's a hell of a story!"" Dan replied. ""You see, two weeks ago I kissed my girl goodbye, and took off backpacking in the Rocky Mountains. Only a few hours into my trek, I was charged by a furious grizzly bear."" ""Holy cow!"" Joe said. ""You were lucky to get away with just a busted lip!"" ""Nah, I just blasted him with pepper spray and he ran off into the bush."" ""Then what happened to your lip?"" ""I'm getting to th…