Not my original, pretty sure I got it from a movie. If anyone can recognize where it's from please share (told when a third person enters a conversation) So then I said to the bartender ""Liquor? I barely know her!""

Three people walk into a bar. First person: I want the largest glass of beer you have. Second person: You want the largest glass of beer we have? Third person: He wants the largest glass of beer you have.

Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, "What were you doing?” Oh, just throwing pebbles in the pond.” The judge asks the second gentleman, "And what were you doing?” I was throwing pebbles in the pond, too.” "Sounds harmless," says the judge. He turns to the third person, "And you, were you throwing pebbles in the pond as well?” No, sir. I AM Pebbles."

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