My wife always takes up two parking spaces. She ought to go on a diet.#Marriage#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife.#Marriage#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I need to get my shit together. It's in little piles in my kitchen & then there's some more in my wife's closet.#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp