Two police officers stop a vehicle for speeding One of them approaches the driver's seat and realizes the man has a warrant on him, so she asks him to step out of the vehicle. The driver opens the door and glances back at the officer standing a few feet away and hesitates for a second. The other officer sees him looking towards the parking lot across the street, so she asks ""you're not going to run on me right?"" And he said ""no ma'am, not from you. I seen you at the gym."" ""But you'd run fro…

Never take someone's parking. Last week two employees of the Teck Mining Company got into an argument, apparently over parking spaces. The argument escalated into a full on fist fight on work premises. Other coworkers tried to break up the fight but eventually one of them grabbed a large piece of mining equipment and began smashing the others car with it causing it to catch fire which quickly spread to the McDonald's next door resulting in it burning to the ground. Finally the police arrived to …

Old joke. New setting. A backpacker is walking through a town when all of a sudden he is hit from behind by a man who then proceeds to grab his backpack and yell, ""Thief! Thief!"" Police soon arrive and detain both of the men. Both of whom claim that the backpack is theirs. The sheriff of the town, clever as he is, lays the backpack before the men and asks them to describe the contents. The man who gets it right is clearly the backpack's owner. The backpacker begins to speak, but the thief loud…

NEWS FLASH Actor/photographer Ron Howard was found dead in his domicile earlier today. Strewn across the room where he lay dead, police report, were both emptied vials of heroin and discarded McDonalds hamburger wrappers. ""We no too sure what-a kill him,"" said Officer Bernie Piccolo, ""but we sure that-a opiate too much.""