Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.

You're either a dog person or a non person.