Lightbulbs How many Socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? *One, as long as it's someone else's bulb.* How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? *None, the invisible hand of the market will screw it in.* How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? *We're pretty sure lightbulbs are just a ploy to make us give light to those people too lazy to get a job and buy their own damn bulbs.* How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? *Don't worry, we've written rules saying you can only use specific LED sanctioned bulbs that must be changed bi-weekly, inspected monthly, and meet particular standards which one of our campaign donors who manufactures lightbulbs happens to coincide with, and we have an estimate from a contractor in our district that says it should only be a 10-15k job.* How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? *We don't know, but it will be the best lightbulb, really the best, everbody will love it, and we'll make Mexico pay for it.*