Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped. The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks: 'Is it wine?' 'Nope,' answers the boy. She tastes another drop. 'Champagne?' 'Nope.' 'Okay, I give up,' says the teacher. 'What is it?' 'A puppy...'