"What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Yee-haw Emotional extremes The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. ""Just to establish some parameters,"" said the professor to the student from Arkansas, ""What is the opposite of joy?"" ""Sadness,"" said the student. And the opposite of depression?"" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. ""Elation,"" said she. ""And you sir,"" he said to the young man from Texas, ""how about the opposite of woe?"" The Texan replied, ""Sir, I believe that would be …

The Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in …

A man and a woman meet at a bar. A man and a woman in Arkansas meet in a bar. They sit next to eachother, admiring each other and contemplating a relationship. Once they've both had their fill of drinks, the man offers to take the woman back to his place. So they hop in his old, beat up truck and drive to the man's home. The woman says ""Hey, I live somewhere near here"" but she couldn't remember just where. When they get home, the man and the woman go up into the bedroom to have an intimate mom…