😄 A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead.

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

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If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell

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God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night.

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*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?

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