The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision

The guy from the FAA comes to give Santa's sleigh a flight check... He does the walkaround. Checks the runners, sleighbells, etc. Then it's time for the flight test, so he gets on board. Santa notices he's carrying more than his clipboard and asks, ""What's with the shotgun?"" The guy says, ""Well, I shouldn't tell you, but... you're going to lose an engine on takeoff.""

Santa's Flight Readiness Review It is a little known fact that even Santa must keep his pilot's license current in order to make his deliveries every year. And so, the old man wasn't too surprised when he got a letter from the FAA informing him that an examiner would be appearing shortly to run him through the usual re-certification drill. Santa immediately dispatched a detail of elves to wash and polish the sleigh, another group was assigned to inspect, service, and repair all the tack, and a t…

The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.