Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"