Judge:"Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:"Sure Worm Mom 2 :"Ya do it.

[couple tossing baby back and forth] [music stops] judge: custody granted dad: [holding baby] AW DAMMIT

2 kids arguing. 2 little kids were arguing over who's dad has a better job. First kid says,""My dads a doctor."" Second kis say,""Yeah well my dad's lawyer."" Astonished the first kid says,"" Honest?"" The second kid replied ""No, the usual kind.""

Little boy in custody battle. Hey mother and father were in a heated custody battle for their son. The judge asks the little boy,""Do you want to go live with your mother?"". Little boy replied,""No she beats me."" The judge says ""Oh,do you want to live with your dad?"". Once again the little boy replied "" No, he beats me."" so the judge asks,""Well who do you want to live with?"". Little boy looks at the judge and says, ""The Dallas Cowboys they don't beat anybody.""