The Australian border patrol is so good... they even stop the good internet from reaching Australia.#Australia#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it.#Australia#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp