Another politician joke. A florist goes to the barber and gets his hair cut. Florist: ""Thanks mate, what do I owe you?"" he asked. Barber: ""Oh no don't worry about it, I'm working for free."" The next day the florist came back with a bunch of flowers and a thank-you note. And shortly after a policeman came in and got his haircut too. Policeman: ""Thanks for that sir, what do I owe you today?"" Barber: ""Don't worry about it, I'm working for free, just have a nice day officer."" Later that afternoon the police officer came back with a box if donuts and a six pack of beer for the barber as a thank you. Later on that day the local politician came in, and was in need of a haircut. Politician: ""Great, my hair looks fantastic now, thank you, to what do I owe you?"" Barber: ""Nothing, as I work for free."" Politician: ""That's fantastic!"" The next day the politician comes back with 12 other politicians... Politician: ""Yep that's right guys, he does free haircuts!""