Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice... Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, ""Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?"" ""Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just too scratchy.""