(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?

When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*

I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

"I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!" - someone with the opposite brain of me