My buddy told me he wanted to study paleontology... I told him it was a dead-ends job.#Buddy#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.#Buddy#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My buddy drowned the other day I placed a life jacket in his coffin It's what he would've wanted#Buddy#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp