😄 Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to fart really bad while sitting between Scarlett ...

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Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to fart really bad while sitting between Scarlett Johansson and The Pope. I don't know which way to lean.

#Hillary #Scarlett Johansson

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