Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.

A South African, an Australian and an Englishman are all having a drink The Englishman and South African both drink from Pint Glasses, the Australian from a bottle. The South African, upon draining his glass, drops in back down on the bar, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the glass. ""In South Africa, there is so much sand that I never drink from the same glass twice!"" The Australian, having drained his bottle, sets it down upon the bar and, upon seizing the South African's pistol, shoots his bot…

A Brit & an Aussie walk into the men's room and take a piss... As they finish, the Brit heads for the sink & turns on the water while the Aussie heads for the door. With a disapproving look, the Brit turns to the Aussie and says: "In England, we wash our hands after using the bathroom." "No worries, mate;" answers the Aussie, " in Australia we don't piss on our hands."

400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America Sounds like Australia got the better deal